Happy New Year to our Asuswrt-Merlin Addon Community! RTRHTR v1.5 RELEASE CELEBRATION!

[Twiglets]

This thread is living proof of 2 things:

1. That you should NEVER mix mezcalin with your mezcal during distillation without wearing WORKING breathing apperatus !!!

2. That if you ignore 1. and are still conscious, you should NEVER be so silly as to drink the mixture while near a keyboard. !!!

The effects should be wearing off by Thanksgiving 2026 .... hopefully !!!

P.S. Happy New Year ... I mean the NEXT one as you should have 'landed' by then !!!




For Clarity:
I don't drink, smoke or sniff 'strange' powders ... this is a joke !!! (For the US of A contingent who may misunderstand !!!)

 

[Viktor Jaep]

Okay, let's be more professional this time...

First, don't share in public places details from our private conversations during previous RTRHTR airworthiness testing. Second, don't take credit for totally unrelated to your product unexpected side effects. The high adrenaline FFS event happened because the three layers of speed tape holding the right engine didn't last long enough. Not following ChatGPT recommended four layers of tape I took on me. This was the only reason you were not held liable for needed ATM commands. My DIY skills were sufficient enough for most of the fan blades straightening process and very soon we'll be able to perform more thorough RTRHTR testing. Before we jump on board I have to work on few remaining items:

- Explore speed tape supplier options, most likely changing from eBay to more reputable Alibaba
- The repaired engine makes squeak sounds at around 2 o'clock, needs some aviation grade DW40
- A person with FAA badge is circling around, I believe he's a Boeing spy trying to steal the technology
- Gravitational forces increase was detected lately, my head morning time feels heavier than before

Stay tuned, check for private messages daily...

Thank you Captain @Tech9 for the update! LOL

 

[Tech9]

Captain @Tech9

Do you have an official developer's license? Why you expect me to have a pilot's license? We are pioneers in technology. Like The Wright Brothers.

 

[Clark Griswald]

This is secretly how @Tech9 keeps buying new aircraft!

This explains how Tech9 is able to flippantly tell people to abandon AIO routers and buy expensive Ubiquti products. I'm already living my life counting on next Christmas' bonus.

 

[Tech9]

I'm already living my life counting on next Christmas' bonus.

Buddy... this is the plane, this gives additional clues. We are in contact with the previous owner and transport encrypted packets on regular basis. Our software testing business is doing great.

 

[Viktor Jaep]

Buddy... this is the plane, this gives additional clues. We are in contact with the previous owner and transport encrypted packets on regular basis. Our software testing business is doing great.

I heard it still flies like a dream once you blow some of the rust out on takeoff, creaking a little under the weight from the cargo hold full of bins and bins of encrypted packets. But RTRHTR keeps the crew nice and warm up at altitude while @Tech9 skims the tops of the ocean to stay under the radar at or below 30 feet/10M.

 

[thelonelycoder]

But RTRHTR keeps the crew nice and warm up at altitude while @Tech9 skims the tops of the ocean to stay under the radar at or below 30 feet/10M.

Good thing you thought of the router having to be in airplane mode during flight. When the antennas are off I noticed that the powersupply takes over that extra job of excessive heating. I love that sweet-coalish smell of burned electronics.

 

[Tech9]

bins and bins of encrypted packets

@Clark Griswald, wanna decrypt some in your area?

 

[visortgw]

Good thing you thought of the router having to be in airplane mode during flight. When the antennas are off I noticed that the powersupply takes over that extra job of excessive heating. I love that sweet-coalish smell of burned electronics.

Like the ballast of a florescent light fixture gone bad...

 

[Clark Griswald]

@Tech9 I learned the expensive way that the operation of the plane is what drains the pockets, so don't try and fool people with a dirty plane. I'm a married man so aint nobody doing any of that packet stuff near me!
@Viktor Jaep I'm not the complaining type, but when will you fix the download link
Happy New Year!

 

[Viktor Jaep]

@Viktor Jaep I'm not the complaining type, but when will you fix the download link

I'm just as frustrated as you, @Clark Griswald ... I've been discussing this with my copilot and business partner, @Tech9, and I think we've come to the conclusion that the only way to get this out into the world is by selling it separately on 3.5" Floppy Disks. We're working on an eCommerce front-end that only takes loose change as a payment option in order to stay under the radar of the authorities.

 

[Tech9]

Preliminary test results in my new avatar. It's working!

 

[visortgw]

Preliminary test results in my new avatar. It's working!

... but test results are invalid since it clearly wasn't run on RMerlin supported hardware.

 

[Tech9]

RTRHTR is actually multi-platform. It was ported to RMerlin supported devices.

 

[Viktor Jaep]

RTRHTR is actually multi-platform. It was ported to RMerlin supported devices.

@visortgw RTRHTR does not discriminate. Anything with a CPU/RAM is a potential heat source. Your smart refrigerator? RTRHTR will convert that into a raging oven in less than 5 minutes flat!

 

[scootertramp]

Been thinking of adding heat for my garage. Maybe I should just add RTRHTR to my router out there.

 

[visortgw]

Been thinking of adding heat for my garage. Maybe I should just add RTRHTR to my router out there.

Just be careful of installing too close to fuel source as gasoline fumes might lead to a bit more heat than you bargained for, aka RTRBOMBR!