Thanks. I tried putting the spare one in bridge mode, and that was the most frustrating experience. It would connect, and I'd be able to ping Yahoo and whatnot from the tools page, but the PC I cabled to it to test it, which had been cabled to my existing network, couldn't maintain a connection more than a second or two. When I ran the Windows troubleshooter, it gave me missing gateway errors. After reading some posts here about bridge mode dropping connections, albeit after a longer period of time than mine, I tried downgrading the firmware, but the only thing that helped was to make the Web UI much, much snappier. I knew the thing wasn't always as damn slow as it became at some point during the few years I've owned it. As I mentioned in my first post, the new 68u is a different hardware version and much faster in the UI, but it's still not as fast as the old router with the 3.80 firmware. Anyone know what they did?
Anyway, I tried an old Linksys E4200 running Tomato in bridge mode, and it worked right away and perfectly. I can't use it long term because it will forever be susceptible to KRACK. If I decide to go through with this plan, it'll be with a cheap NAS, like the Synology DS218j and a new router I'll use as a bridge, maybe a Netgear R6700.
About the lightning damaged router, it would be weird if bridge mode was screwed up, but it still functioned perfectly as a wired/wireless broadband router minus the fried broadband port. Also, the slow UI with firmware > 3.80 predates the damage, and the damage didn't prevent the UI from speeding up hugely with 3.80. I have no explanation why the bridge mode experiment was such a failure.